Bank failures in Japan

Just cause every one is getting kicks out of this I though I post it on my blog, I am not sure where the original came from as it was past on to me from a friend, well anyway enjoy and have a laugh like I did

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in
America and the run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now
hit Japan .

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has
gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some
of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for
sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in
Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain
in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and
analysts report that there is something fishy going on at
Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw
deal.

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